"Guys, you've gotta try this! I found a burger seller whose burger tastes better than that of San Fransisco's, Chilli's, TGIF's and even any other Ramli burger you can think of!"

I stared at him intently, eye to eye. Our eyes fixed upon each other. It was a true staredown between two real man to determine if one party would flinch first because he wasn't telling the truth.



Eventually, I burst out laughing. I have this issue of laughing everytime I engage myself in a staredown. I am my own greatest enemy.

This burger stalled had the name Brother John on its menu, so we promptly assumed that was the name of the chef. You can call him macha if you like, because well..macha is kinda universal.

To illustrate how popular Brother John's burger was, the chap had two other mat rempit lookalikes helping him out! We don't know what they were doing exactly but they looked like they could definitely do a wheelie on any motorbikes you give them.



I stood there studying him for awhile but I still could not decide whether or not he was a Malay or Chinese. He definitely looks like Patrick Teoh (the ex-DJ who loves pissing people off) though! I wanted to go nearer and ask him if his name was John Teoh, but I was afraid he might do a shaolin headbutt on me with his shiny reflective-and-seemingly-indestructible head.

It'd be even worst if he had told his mat rempit look-alikes orang bawahan to hold me on both hands AND THEN headbutt me. Wah, sure jia lat lah like that.



Take a look at the price. It seems pretty normal and affordable, right? Almost the same level as any other Ramli burger stalls you can find around in Malaysia.

AND, just in case you are not familiar with Ramli burgers...they've even taken the liberty to list out what each selection consists of...how thoughtful!

Of course, the highly recommended one is the Master Burger! Come on man, 2 meant, 1 egg, 2 cheese?? If you're not excited, please...f*k off. Ok la chill, just kidding :)

It is so damn awesome, the name itself sounds like an act of syiok sendiri. Yeah, for some of you...you know what I mean. Don't pretend to be an angel now, mm-kay?



We were recommended to try the Masterbater. Oops, I mean Master Burger...yes, that's right. Master Burger. I know, the price is a little steep for a Ramli, eh? But try it once and you'll know what I mean. It's not meant to be eaten on a daily basis because not only will you die faster, you'll go broke faster too.

When our burger came, we were naturally excited. Well at least I was. But one thing bad is with so much hype, there's a high tendency of the burger being a 'potong-stim' case!



It looked like shit. Literally. Look at all the mashed up stuff and crummy burger top put together and all that juices, sauces and whatever the hell it is flowing out. Disgusting. But surprisingly, it smelled really good. Guess what?

ONE BITE INTO IT AND IT WAS SHEER AWESOMENESS EXPLODING INTO MY MOUTH!! OMGWTFBBQ!!!1111

If you can't imagine it, the feeling is like you giving a blowjob to someone and the juice explodes in your mouth. Yep, probably something along those lines. I don't know...I haven't done it before. If I had, it would mean that I am ghey.

The towering burger was so damn high, you had to squish it because it just wouldn't fit into your mouth! Kinda like giving a blowjob to a nigger. OMG WHY AM I THINKING OF BLOWJOBS AND STUFF ZZZ. Stupid name for a burger, that's why.

My point is, this burger is awesome. Fullstop. Go try it! If you don't know where it is, it's located in Damansara Uptown. Look for the shop above.

Dude, you need to go find a sloppy joes somewhere in Wangsa Maju that side. I heard it's awesomeness. LOL!

Hmmm I'm pretty sure that chef looks chinese

wah wangsa maju? nearer got ar..lol

i live in PJ la..

eh eh.. go try pork burger.. at Ninja Joe in Tropicana City (ground floor). I tot it was interesting.. cuz never heard of such a burger in Msia before.. but super small le.. cute.. small but niceee~! Quite ex but if your name is Joe or watched that movie - Ninja Assassin, you'd get $1 off yr meal. lol.

erm..$1 off my meal. what's the meal price in the first place? if like $20 like that..then not much point hahah :)

it;s about RM5 le.. but the burger quite the mini and simple.. 

Hmm.... is it just me or is boon getting more and more sexual and explicit as time goes on. He used the F-word on people who didn't like egg and 2 cheese and used a blowjob to describe eating a burger. Not safe for kids. I like the old boon.

dude, long time no see man. feels like u've just risen form the dead. where u went missing la??